Monday, August 30, 2010

Trill

Definition:
1. to sing or play with a vibratory or quavering effect.
2. to resound vibrantly, or with a rapid succession of sounds, as the voice, song, or laughter.
3. to utter or make a sound or succession of sounds resembling such singing, as a bird, frog, grasshopper, or person laughing.


Usage:
Thou shall not trill...
-when one is fussy at ages 17, 26, 34 or 42
-during mass.
-in bad company.
-while lamenting over a teensy-weensy reason.. or for no good reason at all.
-when leaving behind an obsolete, ineffective version of one's self.
-naked in the wilderness.

When to trill...
-when one is fussy from months 1-8
-while speaking Spanish.
-over the loss of someone meaningful like a family member or an old time friend... never an ex-lover.
-when resembling a puma in an effort to seem like a good, playful parent during playtime.
-to seduce a jerk.
-to mock Edith Piaf.
-in extreme boredom...
  and before yawning.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Curly Chubby Cherubs

Luscious golden locks bouncing all about and bellies jiggling,
Up the canyon they went hastily, hand in hand, excited and adventurous.
The sky-sea is vast and dark, fully lit, 18 karat luminescence.
With their jaws suspended in awe of such a sight,
They became two little naked shooting stars.
Jubilant by the gift of a wish: one for you and one for me,
They crinkled their eyes to add might to a liquid dream,
And their shyness overcome by a little boy and girl embrace.
With chuckles and giggles of nervous laughter,
This instant admired by the silver quality of innocence,
Authentic and real as their souls.
For one should cast one's pearls before swine;
The process of knowing one's value before taking it to the pros.
Two Curly Chubby Cherubs who recognize this art.

A drag or two

A smoker's permission to breathe,
Old Hollywood style.
To have a companion when in need of one,
A distraction,
Or be comfortably alone at the café.
To cheat a friend out of their undivided attention,
And delight in an exclusive occupation.
To have something to live for,
Or to make one's prime a foe.

Burning cash.
Easily, anxiously.
And a bitter kiss.

For Nicky